So after my first post, my hubby and oldest daughter read it and I was severely scolded. LMAO! I was scolded by my child for not mentioning exactly how funny and pretty and wonderful she is. Well please let me correct myself! She is soooo very very funny and extremely beautiful and oh so talented and wonderful!
My hubby. HMMM about that! I think I didn't mention him in my first post because I could just go on and on about him. We have been married for 16 years now. It is insane how long that is! I won't say that they have all been wonderful. Not even close. We are way too alike to really get along all the time. He has his certain shall we say "quirks" that I just still can't seem to get a grip on. He has come a long way since I first married him, yet there is still that rebellious part of him that I haven't quite figured out how to break him of. It's those little moments that really make me want to kill him. lol For the most part we are your average married couple. We laugh, love, fight, scream, love, laugh. He has truly became a part of me. I would feel a huge loss if we were not together. Eventually I think I will be able to break him of his naughty habits and we will live in bliss. How boring would that be, everyday everything peachy keen. BLAH!
I find way too much humor in our small tiffs. I could do without the big ones though! Such as I get up early so I can make his lunch for him, and he leaves the coffee pot empty, RRRRRRR! I say I am exhausted from the kids fighting and yelling and he resolves it by .. yup you got it.. fighting and yelling! Another thing I can't understand is the whole unable to go to bed when your tired. What is the big kick about sleeping on the couch? I don't get it. Is that a guy thing or just a my guy thing? There are all these little things that drive me crazy, however I wouldn't live without them. Keeps me on my toes.
I look forward to many many more years of him driving me nuts!
There I have rectified my errors and I can with good conscience get on with the rest of my day! I may post again today if something strikes my fancy.
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Dishes are done dude.
Another day another dish. Did you ever stop and think that there has just got to be more than this? I sit here with all these wonderful thoughts of what I want to accomplish in a day, and end up doing dishes. Sad very sad! My Daddy (yes I am 36 and still call him Daddy) came over yesterday to swap out my front door for a new one. This was a much needed task! Well I had company of a certain sort. Not normally a big issue for me, but when it starts to become something that adds stress to my day (such as Daddy getting frustrated from little feet) I tend to start to twitch and want to hurt some one. Now normally I just say what it is I am thinking and the hell with how it makes someone else feel. I am having an issue with this one. I don't want to seem rude and start issues where issues need not be. If I were to say "could you get the hell out now" it would roller coaster into this big ordeal of me playing favorites and blah blah blah. Well what the hell, when is enough is enough? I know that if I were going to go to some one's house and be their guest I would certainly pay attention to the signs of them having enough. If I were to say "I just need to use your internet for an hour" I wouldn't stay for 5. I know that if this blog is read by certain people it will be taken way too far, however I have to vent somewhere, and well this seems the best place. I am hoping that lack of interest in what I actually have to say keeps some eyes away. I don't want to be a bitch, it just gets tiring, but when no options are left but to be a bitch well then that's what must happen.
Anyway hubby says I am being used and taken for granted. Think so? I see it. I raised my kids and have no patience for little ones anymore. I can handle an hour maybe 2 then the nerves get shattered and I am ready to scream. Thank God I can have no more! It is also really hard to get motivated to clean your home when you have people just sitting around doing nothing. If you are gonna come to my home I would expect either get off your ass and lend a hand or get the hell out of my way! Right? Feasible expectations! This brings me back to the only getting the dishes done. How can you possibly feel like doing any sort of household chores while people are in your home and in your way? Then I get the whole lecture of why nothing got done from the spouse. Ugh, you know. No win situation. I don't mind company coming over and using my internet, not at all, especially when they worry about what they can do to make your life a little easier. Then you just get that one person who just pushes it too far. The funniest part is using my internet and then complaining to others that you can not concentrate at my house. LMAO. Well stay away then, hehehe. I love you, I do, but seriously take the whole "world revolves around me" attitude and leave it some where else.
Hopefully my day will go a little better today! It is only 8:30 and my dishes are done, and the good company has shown up to clean my counters. Now that is love! So I will have my 80's - 90's hip hop cranking, dancing around like a lunatic, running through my daily routine and pray that things are a lot less chaotic today!
Until the next rant, may all your company be pleasant!!
Anyway hubby says I am being used and taken for granted. Think so? I see it. I raised my kids and have no patience for little ones anymore. I can handle an hour maybe 2 then the nerves get shattered and I am ready to scream. Thank God I can have no more! It is also really hard to get motivated to clean your home when you have people just sitting around doing nothing. If you are gonna come to my home I would expect either get off your ass and lend a hand or get the hell out of my way! Right? Feasible expectations! This brings me back to the only getting the dishes done. How can you possibly feel like doing any sort of household chores while people are in your home and in your way? Then I get the whole lecture of why nothing got done from the spouse. Ugh, you know. No win situation. I don't mind company coming over and using my internet, not at all, especially when they worry about what they can do to make your life a little easier. Then you just get that one person who just pushes it too far. The funniest part is using my internet and then complaining to others that you can not concentrate at my house. LMAO. Well stay away then, hehehe. I love you, I do, but seriously take the whole "world revolves around me" attitude and leave it some where else.
Hopefully my day will go a little better today! It is only 8:30 and my dishes are done, and the good company has shown up to clean my counters. Now that is love! So I will have my 80's - 90's hip hop cranking, dancing around like a lunatic, running through my daily routine and pray that things are a lot less chaotic today!
Until the next rant, may all your company be pleasant!!
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Introduction to the Mouthy B
I have been thinking about doing a blog for a while now, and until recently have kept away from it. I guess there is a part of me that thinks.. "Who the hell would want to read what I have to say?" After reading a few different blogs I have come to realize that it isn't about that, it's just a way to rant and send it into the void of cyberspace. So, what the hell, I'll give it a whirl.
Those of you who know me know that I am a very outspoken person and tend to say exactly what I think. Sometimes with the little filter switch in my brain in the off position. This is where the oh so loved nickname Mouthy Bitch comes from. I had thought maybe it was just one or two people who saw me as this, but moving around the way I have and having all sorts of people confirm this I have come to terms with Mouthy B is me!
I am a Mom first and foremost! My wonderfully tiring three children keep me on my toes at all times! I find so much entertainment in their everyday antics. My oldest is 13, everyone says she is a mini me (look out world). It is kind of like living all over again seeing the things she goes through. Any advice I try to give to her always falls on deaf ears (hmm seems familiar). The one thing I wish she would get into her head is that ... BOYS ARE STUPID.. sorry boys but you know in your younger early teen years you all sucked! My middle daughter is 12, she is actually my "good" child. She is coming into her own more and more, and I am amazed at the talents that she has. She can draw, she can sing, she can act, she is gorgeous and loves doing pageants. I could not be more proud, well maybe a little if her report card were as excellent. My youngest, ah the baby boy. He is 9. My football player, my comedian. Mama's boy. He surely keeps me laughing and frustrated. I want to strangle and hug him all in one breath. He likes to test me with things such as getting in trouble in school for holding up a peace sign during class pictures. How can you not laugh at that?
All 3 of them are individually amazing! Sarcastic, witty, emotional, and most important loving. I would have to say that a higher power did bless me in this area of my life.
OK enough kid talk, I know blah blah blah.
I am 36 years old. My mind feels 26, my body 96. That sucks! Due to an unfortunate accident about 12 years ago, my back is just not up to par. Accident being me poking my baby brother in his head until he wrestled with me. Well he got the best of me with his Bruce Lee ways, twisting my spine and popping out a vertebrae from my neck. Three days later when I could no longer move I went to a chiropractor and was told he came within a 1/4 inch from killing me. Woohoo big fun for me. Guess that'll teach me to mess with him lmao! Now I just do it mentally, much more fun and a whole lot less painful. Anyway, I am a stay at home Mom. I don't know if you know this or not but it is one of the most tedious jobs ever! Doing the same thing day after day, the only thing that changes are the objects you are picking up, the dishes that are being washed, and the colors in the numerous loads of laundry you do. The best part about the laundry thing is when one of your family members has misplaced one of "their" items and all of a sudden you are a hoarder, mercilessly hiding all of the pants or shirts, or eating the socks. I don't wear them! Why is it that I am the one who must know their exact locations at the exact time they are needed. OOOh I'll just leave that one alone for now, because I could go on and on with that one.
Well I guess this a start for a blog that will more than likely jump from topic to topic with no set pattern or relevance. More to come.
Those of you who know me know that I am a very outspoken person and tend to say exactly what I think. Sometimes with the little filter switch in my brain in the off position. This is where the oh so loved nickname Mouthy Bitch comes from. I had thought maybe it was just one or two people who saw me as this, but moving around the way I have and having all sorts of people confirm this I have come to terms with Mouthy B is me!
I am a Mom first and foremost! My wonderfully tiring three children keep me on my toes at all times! I find so much entertainment in their everyday antics. My oldest is 13, everyone says she is a mini me (look out world). It is kind of like living all over again seeing the things she goes through. Any advice I try to give to her always falls on deaf ears (hmm seems familiar). The one thing I wish she would get into her head is that ... BOYS ARE STUPID.. sorry boys but you know in your younger early teen years you all sucked! My middle daughter is 12, she is actually my "good" child. She is coming into her own more and more, and I am amazed at the talents that she has. She can draw, she can sing, she can act, she is gorgeous and loves doing pageants. I could not be more proud, well maybe a little if her report card were as excellent. My youngest, ah the baby boy. He is 9. My football player, my comedian. Mama's boy. He surely keeps me laughing and frustrated. I want to strangle and hug him all in one breath. He likes to test me with things such as getting in trouble in school for holding up a peace sign during class pictures. How can you not laugh at that?
All 3 of them are individually amazing! Sarcastic, witty, emotional, and most important loving. I would have to say that a higher power did bless me in this area of my life.
OK enough kid talk, I know blah blah blah.
I am 36 years old. My mind feels 26, my body 96. That sucks! Due to an unfortunate accident about 12 years ago, my back is just not up to par. Accident being me poking my baby brother in his head until he wrestled with me. Well he got the best of me with his Bruce Lee ways, twisting my spine and popping out a vertebrae from my neck. Three days later when I could no longer move I went to a chiropractor and was told he came within a 1/4 inch from killing me. Woohoo big fun for me. Guess that'll teach me to mess with him lmao! Now I just do it mentally, much more fun and a whole lot less painful. Anyway, I am a stay at home Mom. I don't know if you know this or not but it is one of the most tedious jobs ever! Doing the same thing day after day, the only thing that changes are the objects you are picking up, the dishes that are being washed, and the colors in the numerous loads of laundry you do. The best part about the laundry thing is when one of your family members has misplaced one of "their" items and all of a sudden you are a hoarder, mercilessly hiding all of the pants or shirts, or eating the socks. I don't wear them! Why is it that I am the one who must know their exact locations at the exact time they are needed. OOOh I'll just leave that one alone for now, because I could go on and on with that one.
Well I guess this a start for a blog that will more than likely jump from topic to topic with no set pattern or relevance. More to come.
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