Introduction to the Mouthy B

I have been thinking about doing a blog for a while now, and until recently have kept away from it. I guess there is a part of me that thinks.. "Who the hell would want to read what I have to say?" After reading a few different blogs I have come to realize that it isn't about that, it's just a way to rant and send it into the void of cyberspace. So, what the hell, I'll give it a whirl.
Those of you who know me know that I am a very outspoken person and tend to say exactly what I think. Sometimes with the little filter switch in my brain in the off position. This is where the oh so loved nickname Mouthy Bitch comes from. I had thought maybe it was just one or two people who saw me as this, but moving around the way I have and having all sorts of people confirm this I have come to terms with Mouthy B is me!
I am a Mom first and foremost! My wonderfully tiring three children keep me on my toes at all times! I find so much entertainment in their everyday antics. My oldest is 13, everyone says she is a mini me (look out world). It is kind of like living all over again seeing the things she goes through. Any advice I try to give to her always falls on deaf ears (hmm seems familiar). The one thing I wish she would get into her head is that ... BOYS ARE STUPID.. sorry boys but you know in your younger early teen years you all sucked! My middle daughter is 12, she is actually my "good" child. She is coming into her own more and more, and I am amazed at the talents that she has. She can draw, she can sing, she can act, she is gorgeous and loves doing pageants. I could not be more proud, well maybe a little if her report card were as excellent. My youngest, ah the baby boy. He is 9. My football player, my comedian. Mama's boy. He surely keeps me laughing and frustrated. I want to strangle and hug him all in one breath. He likes to test me with things such as getting in trouble in school for holding up a peace sign during class pictures. How can you not laugh at that?
All 3 of them are individually amazing! Sarcastic, witty, emotional, and most important loving. I would have to say that a higher power did bless me in this area of my life.
OK enough kid talk, I know blah blah blah.
I am 36 years old. My mind feels 26, my body 96. That sucks! Due to an unfortunate accident about 12 years ago, my back is just not up to par. Accident being me poking my baby brother in his head until he wrestled with me. Well he got the best of me with his Bruce Lee ways, twisting my spine and popping out a vertebrae from my neck. Three days later when I could no longer move I went to a chiropractor and was told he came within a 1/4 inch from killing me. Woohoo big fun for me. Guess that'll teach me to mess with him lmao! Now I just do it mentally, much more fun and a whole lot less painful. Anyway, I am a stay at home Mom. I don't know if you know this or not but it is one of the most tedious jobs ever! Doing the same thing day after day, the only thing that changes are the objects you are picking up, the dishes that are being washed, and the colors in the numerous loads of laundry you do. The best part about the laundry thing is when one of your family members has misplaced one of "their" items and all of a sudden you are a hoarder, mercilessly hiding all of the pants or shirts, or eating the socks. I don't wear them! Why is it that I am the one who must know their exact locations at the exact time they are needed. OOOh I'll just leave that one alone for now, because I could go on and on with that one.
Well I guess this a start for a blog that will more than likely jump from topic to topic with no set pattern or relevance. More to come.